phase1phaser: Monthly Archives for March 2008

Montana's Government Employees Complain Over Lack of Games

Review: Video Games Live

Zero Punctuation, Thanks For Supporting Great Non-Nintendo Games Wii Owners Edition

News?: Analysts Worried WoW Signals End of Modern Communication

Canadian Note: Many People Missing

Line Rider Video Boggles the Mind

Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon Act 2

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A New 2.5-D Sonic? Could This Save the Character Sega Screwed

Fake Brian Crecente Reviews Super Smash Bros., Is Totally Awesome

Metal Gear Solid Mobile Impressions

Little Big Planet Enters Alpha Stage, Developer Starts Stage One of AA

News? Leaked Early Script For New Street Fighter Movie

News?: Haze Dev Admits: "No Clue"

Guitar Hero: On Tour Demo Video For DS Proves a Couple of Teenagers Deserve a Throat Punch

Zero Punctuation: Turok

Know Your Industry: Sega

News?: Skype for PSP to be Fully Functional "Eventually"

News?: Condemned 2: Bloodshot was Result of Bet

Canadian Note: Snow Day Redux

Real News: Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh MAD FREAKIN' MAX

Canadian Note: Snow Day!

News? Environmentalists Outraged Over Destructible Environment Physics

Hitler Rants About Company of Heroes

News?: BIOSHOCKER: Ken Levine Makes Triumphant Return To Video Games

Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee's Triumphant Return... Only Seriously This Time

News?: Kojima to Rework Old Themes Into New IP

Street Fighter IV gets El Blaze! Oh wait...

News?: RedOctane and Harmonix to Settle Differences Through Guitar Duel

News?: Sakaguchi Is So So SO Sorry

Production Note: Beatings Will Continue, Regardless of Morale

Canadian Note: Show Your Colors

PetrEview: Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix

Little News?: Sound Bites of the Imagination

U.S.A. Note: Welcome to Wyoming

Feature: Funky Kong, Proud Ape, Ammunitions Expert and Homosexual

Too Awesome to Be Satire: Gemma Atkinson's Boobs Too Huge For Wii!!!!

News?: Microsoft to Discontinue Current Marketplace Point System

News? Just Announced: High-Brow Movie Minigame Collection

Ugly Girls Lining up for Home Accounts, Lucrative Prostitution Possibilities

News? Developers at SXSW Not Getting "Nearly As Much Tail" As Expected

News?: Millions Rejoice: Super Smash Release Signals Return of Gamepad

Canadian Note: Talking to Americans

News?: Kojima: MGS4 “Theoretically Impossible”

Breaking News? Metal Gear Solid 4 Trophies Announced!!!!

News?: Web Browsing Through Consoles At All Time High

Ten Reasons To Avoid Buying Super Smash Bros. Brawl on Sunday

Canadian Note: By Any Other Name

Australian Roundup: Randoms

PetrEview: Ghost Squad

News?: Man Fails Horribly In Violent Video Game Re-enactment

News?: Jeff Bell Denounces Rumors

Canadian Note: The Rock and a Hard Place

Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee Bricks In Devil May Cry's Mouth

News?: PS3 Calculates What Once Thought Impossible

Top Ten Games That Should Not Have Existed

News? 2 out of 3 Video Game Players Think We're Already in the "One Console Future"

The Secret Diary of Fake David Jaffe: That Doesn't Mean I Want To Bum You

PetrEview: Super Mario Galaxy

Canadian Note: Beagle is as Beagle Does

News? Physicist Uses 16 PS3 Super Computer to Simulate Black Hole Collisions

News?: Nintendo To Crush Then Promote Wiis in Bars

Canadian Note: I Club Baby Seals

The Secret Diary of Fake David Jaffe: Tell 'em Tony Sent Ya

News?: NPD Release Podcast Numbers

Exclusive Coverage?: Super Metroid Drops In Super Vote 2008

News?: Canadian Alpha Moms Revolt

Canadian Note: I Am (a popular beer selling slogan from a few years back)

Canadian Note: God Save the Queen

News? Kevin Costner Files Lawsuit Against Zelda Series (Maybe)