News?: Kojima: MGS4 “Theoretically Impossible”
Posted by Andrew Hiscock at 3/7/2008 12:27 PM and is filed under What If,kojima,probably so,mgs 4,Metal Gear Solid,satire,parody 
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Among cuts made to the game was Snake's second eye patch
Following widely publicized complaints that the Blu-Ray format has limited development of Metal Gear Solid 4, the game’s director, Hideo Kojima, took a moment to clarify his statement.
“It is not a criticism of the Blu-Ray format, but rather of the universe itself.”
According to Kojima, it is theoretically impossible to create a game as ambitious as Metal Gear Solid 4. Given recent findings in quantum physics, computer science, and information, there is simply not enough space, time, or matter in the known Universe to convey his exact ambitions for Metal Gear Solid 4.
“Truly, it is a rather large game,” he explains.
As to what exactly would be in the game, Kojima is cagey, although rumor has it that he had to cut a significant portion of the planned game that focused on Matthew McConaughey, known Kojima love interest. This is due to a reputed set of restraining orders the actor had to take out against the game developer in various countries.
Regardless of content that will be left out of the game, theologians and religious figures are interested in speaking to Kojima, on the basis that if he can think of the content of a game that cannot be contained in a single universe, the mind would no longer be a physical manifestation of biology, proving amongst other things: the existence of souls and a proof for God.
While as of this moment, a proper definitive version of Metal Gear Solid 4 is impossible, Kojima holds out hope for a fully realized Metal Gear Solid 5, where he hopes to explore the information carrying properties of Dark Matter and the expanding field of extra-dimensional space.
Among cuts made to the game was Snake's second eye patch
Following widely publicized complaints that the Blu-Ray format has limited development of Metal Gear Solid 4, the game’s director, Hideo Kojima, took a moment to clarify his statement.
“It is not a criticism of the Blu-Ray format, but rather of the universe itself.”
According to Kojima, it is theoretically impossible to create a game as ambitious as Metal Gear Solid 4. Given recent findings in quantum physics, computer science, and information, there is simply not enough space, time, or matter in the known Universe to convey his exact ambitions for Metal Gear Solid 4.
“Truly, it is a rather large game,” he explains.
As to what exactly would be in the game, Kojima is cagey, although rumor has it that he had to cut a significant portion of the planned game that focused on Matthew McConaughey, known Kojima love interest. This is due to a reputed set of restraining orders the actor had to take out against the game developer in various countries.
Regardless of content that will be left out of the game, theologians and religious figures are interested in speaking to Kojima, on the basis that if he can think of the content of a game that cannot be contained in a single universe, the mind would no longer be a physical manifestation of biology, proving amongst other things: the existence of souls and a proof for God.
While as of this moment, a proper definitive version of Metal Gear Solid 4 is impossible, Kojima holds out hope for a fully realized Metal Gear Solid 5, where he hopes to explore the information carrying properties of Dark Matter and the expanding field of extra-dimensional space.
well...kojima...you are one fucked up dude...
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the man is a maniac
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Dumbest joke on the internet, ultimate failure.
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haha, agreed dude, these xbot's just dont know when to give it a rest =]
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this article is just a stupid laugh. so here goes, ha ha ha. satisfied hisCOCK???
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Awesome! I love it. Kojimasan and Mat Mc would make a handsome couple.
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You are a moron with no actual content, context, or cognizance.
Please reincarnate you
rself as something more intelligent, like a Beaver at the Hoover dam, or my asscrack.
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face it, that was not funny..
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jmd749 wrote:
this article is just a stupid laugh. so here goes, ha ha ha. satisfied hisCOCK???
HOLY SHIT! How did you come up with that brilliantly crafted sardonic comment? It makes my pants wet actually, with the thought of one with the true essence of creativity is posting his genius in a blog post.
Rather than compiling all of your work into the greatest work of literature mankind has ever experienced.
Right.
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you know what im getting tired of this game i hope this game flops and if this is true that they had worked so hard and spent a lots of money they do need to sell at least two millions copies but i do not think that will happen any time soon so i just wait to see if this game is as good as kojima says it is there is no way that this game will be as good is gears of war not even as good as rainbow six 2
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Its ok to hype a game like this. but if the game doesn't meet with the hype , may be that time kojima will be in great trouble. I just cross my finger and waiting! let see what's special abt !!
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Kojima is pretty effin' crazy! God knows what his actual visions for his games but dayamn, they be good!
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